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Piper v Denham (The Five-Pound Voucher) No recording available Called by Kieran · 19 Aug 26, 21:05 BST PS-21912
Kieran’s feedback Mr Piper's hair was cropped, and the voucher dispute was confusing because its characters lacked believable motives and an emotional core.
Filed 19 Aug 26, 21:17 BST Improved Cases now use clear motives, and large hairstyles remain visible Large hairstyles now stay fully inside the courtroom picture Every case starts from why both people care and gives each side a believable account of the same facts Counsel use those motives, while the hidden truth settles the human row as well as the evidence Shipped 22 Aug 26, 03:23 BST McTavish v Banwait (The 47 Shelter) No recording available Called by Kieran · 17 Aug 26, 22:11 BST PS-98860
Kieran’s feedback The judge quoted a sentence fragment, full surnames disappeared from the prediction, and deliberate callback phrases kept recurring after their payoff.
Filed 17 Aug 26, 22:21 BST Improved Filed words stay whole, names stay visible, and callbacks know when to stop The judge now sees the complete filed grievance, so a long submission cannot be quoted as a severed fragment Both full party names wrap inside the prediction card instead of disappearing behind ellipses A planted phrase gets one deliberate callback; a third use is rewritten, including in the ruling Shipped 18 Aug 26, 14:35 BST Lang v Ali (The Usual) No recording available Called by Kieran PS-76464
Kieran’s feedback The prediction still did not draw attention, and Mr Clause's first line arrived after a conspicuous gap in the opening exchange.
Filed 17 Aug 26, 10:44 BST Improved The prediction steps into the room, and the next exchange is ready early A large prediction card now rises over the lower third for 15 seconds after the first exhibit It never pauses the hearing, and the smaller footer choice stays available after it leaves The court now writes two turns ahead, so a slow next line is generated under speech instead of silence Shipped 17 Aug 26, 11:44 BST Randy v Perkins (The Leaving Whip) No recording available Called by Kieran PS-24478
Kieran’s feedback The prediction prompt was too quiet to notice, while recent litigants kept returning to the same straight, angular hair shapes.
Filed 17 Aug 26, 07:28 BST Improved The guess steps forward, and the litigants stop sharing the same haircuts The win prediction now arrives as a full-width question after the first exhibit, instead of whispering from the footer corner Its selected side is neutral dark grey, so it reads as a choice rather than the court's next primary action Rounded, messy and waved hair join the kit, and every undescribed pair now comes from different silhouette families Shipped 17 Aug 26, 08:35 BST Tully v Croft (The Walkway Shirt) No recording available Called by a visitor PS-94523
The court’s observation Checking this hearing's own share card found the picture had never rendered for any verdict: the request answered with an error every time.
Improved Shared verdicts get their picture back Every link to a verdict was posting with no preview picture, because the card behind it failed to draw Two things the drawing tool cannot read, both in the stamp and both there from the start The card now renders, so a shared hearing arrives looking like one Shipped 17 Aug 26, 06:01 BST Dorr v Jukes (The Sniffle Poster) No recording available Called by a visitor PS-43457
The court’s observation Planning this case took 4m22s of a 5-minute limit that also had to cover the judge's first line and its speech; four hearings earlier the same afternoon were cut off before they began.
Improved A case that takes four minutes to think about still gets a hearing The court now plans at high effort, and one case last night took four minutes and twenty-two seconds The request carrying it had twenty seconds left over for the judge's opening line, which is not enough There is now room for both, and a plan that overruns hands you a hearing instead of an error page Shipped 17 Aug 26, 05:47 BST Beattie v Slade (The Ginger Beer Snail) No recording available Called by a visitor PS-85165
The court’s observation This hearing was shared without a side ever being called, and the share picture stamped it a brave verdict anyway.
Improved A shared verdict no longer calls you brave for a guess you never made Most people watch a hearing without calling a side – 35 of 37 verdicts yesterday The picture on a shared hearing stamped all of those BRAVE VERDICT, as though the guess had been made and missed It now says the court decided, which is what the page underneath always said Shipped 17 Aug 26, 05:47 BST Patel v Sowerby (The Beige Runner) No recording available Called by Kieran PS-39938
Kieran’s feedback The judge should bang her gavel at the end with a gavel sound, and the delay between the hearing ending and the court giving its verdict should not exist - that work should be done beforehand.
Filed 16 Aug 26, 20:35 BST Improved The gavel ends the hearing, and the verdict stops keeping the room waiting The judge now bangs her gavel to close every hearing, with the knock to hear The court writes its ruling while the closings finish, so the verdict follows without the long dead pause Shipped 16 Aug 26, 21:59 BST Crowe v Mehta (The Tuna Pasta) No recording available Called by Kieran PS-53473
Kieran’s feedback Tamsin's British voice was good but much of the court sounds American; the judge's mouth kept moving when she was not speaking; the room could be brighter and more vivid; and the form cut the comment off mid-sentence.
Filed 16 Aug 26, 14:44 BST Improved British voices, a still mouth, a brighter room and a bigger feedback box Every spoken line is now requested in British English rather than generic English A speaker whose line has finished closes their mouth while the next line is being written The courtroom wall, dado and floor are a shade brighter and more vivid Shipped 16 Aug 26, 15:02 BST Dutt v Bole (The Bent Charger) No recording available Called by a visitor PS-33348
The court’s observation Ten turns of argument in this hearing and the bench never once interrupted; across nineteen hearings the judge took 7 of 89 turns.
Improved The judge no longer sits through her own hearing in silence Judge Slaughter said nothing between her opening and her ruling in 13 of the last 19 hearings She now always cuts in during the evidence, and cuts in more often when the room is unruly The advocates keep enough turns to get every exhibit up, so nothing is lost to make room for her Shipped 16 Aug 26, 09:52 BST